Dear Skinny Girl #2:

Yes. I know I am not visible to you and your tiny friends unless I am doing something excessively stupid. I know that at this point you are stuck because you must comment on it while continuing to ignore my existence. I enjoyed your brilliant solution of telling a related story in which the main actor died. And right in my ear, in your tiny shrill voice. If you had at any time acknowledged my presence, I would have thought you were being quite kind (in your way).
Thanks but no thanks,
H.
P.S. Yes, I knew it was stupid.
P.P.S. Because sometimes I do it anyway.