Dear The Two Girls:

Who are not at all alike, nope, so it could really be any two girls, but specifically, you two, doppelgang-kids. I haven't talked to you in way too long. I am dying for my required dose of your brand of crazy (two entirely distinct brands of crazy, one completely different from the other), and your entirely reliable advice on a variety of important (to me) subjects (not that you would ever give me the same advice, you completely different individuals, you).
Sigh. More proof? I really want to hear from each of you.
Love and kisses to one, hugs and joy to the other,
H.